Whenever I am faced with an issue I just don't know how to solve, I turn to my most trusted advisor: Google. Here are some of my most embarrassing and telling recent Google searches.
GOOGLE KNOWS EVERYTHING/MY CAT HATES ME
- how are oven racks supposed to go in the oven
- firefox is running super slow
- does my cat have fleas
- removing fleas from cat
- what do flea bites look like
- echo park gangs
- buy coin wrappers
- is today a mail holiday
- how many americans are chain smokers
- getting something notarized
- los angeles pay parking tickets
- film industry jobs los angeles CA
- tom cruise on oprah
- gwen stefani sons dyed hair
- the nightstalker
- olivia wilde silverlake
- jon benet ramsey
- oj simpson
SECRET INTERNET FATTY
- pizza hut coupon codes
- how much to tip delivery drivers
- one cup butter how many sticks
- freezing cookie dough
- how to steam milk for a latte
- pie recipes
- how do you pronounce pho
- how do you know when chicken goes bad
- food trucks los angeles
JUST PLAIN HUMILIATING
- wide ribcage
- meals for one
- what is molly the drug
- making friends on meetup.com
...and now I will go bake a pie with a recipe I found NOT on google...but on Allrecipes.com
oh god. this is great. you are great.
ReplyDeleteChicken goes bad: wears cap backwards and carries spray cans
ReplyDeleteI read this at work and laughed so loudly that someone from the office over peeked in to see what was so funny... I especially enjoyed "what is molly the drug."
ReplyDeleteLOL you are so cute. I especially laughed at "Echo park gangs"
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