Sunday, May 22, 2011

stupid shit i've googled



Whenever I am faced with an issue I just don't know how to solve, I turn to my most trusted advisor: Google. Here are some of my most embarrassing and telling recent Google searches.

GOOGLE KNOWS EVERYTHING/MY CAT HATES ME
  • how are oven racks supposed to go in the oven
  • firefox is running super slow
  • does my cat have fleas
  • removing fleas from cat
  • what do flea bites look like
  • echo park gangs
  • buy coin wrappers
  • is today a mail holiday
  • how many americans are chain smokers
  • getting something notarized
  • los angeles pay parking tickets
  • film industry jobs los angeles CA

CELEBRITY FACT FINDER
  • tom cruise on oprah
  • gwen stefani sons dyed hair
  • the nightstalker
  • olivia wilde silverlake
  • jon benet ramsey
  • oj simpson

    SECRET INTERNET FATTY
    • pizza hut coupon codes
    • how much to tip delivery drivers
    • one cup butter how many sticks
    • freezing cookie dough
    • how to steam milk for a latte
    • pie recipes
    • how do you pronounce pho
    • how do you know when chicken goes bad
    • food trucks los angeles

      JUST PLAIN HUMILIATING
      • wide ribcage 
      • meals for one
      • what is molly the drug
      • making friends on meetup.com

      ...and now I will go bake a pie with a recipe I found NOT on google...but on Allrecipes.com

      4 comments:

      1. oh god. this is great. you are great.

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      2. Chicken goes bad: wears cap backwards and carries spray cans

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      3. I read this at work and laughed so loudly that someone from the office over peeked in to see what was so funny... I especially enjoyed "what is molly the drug."

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      4. LOL you are so cute. I especially laughed at "Echo park gangs"

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